thecapedlibrarianontheroof:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

They’re mounting a full-scale attack.

thecapedlibrarianontheroof:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

They’re mounting a full-scale attack.

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unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

image

motherfucka you gay

CRYING

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v-for-valkyr:

slowjammy:

cellobeer:

cellobeer:

Finally finished painting the costume. Slutty Thomas the Tank Engine is about ready to chug out of this muthaf*cker.

I still think it is ridiculous that this has 60k notes.

I still think it is ridiculous that this ONLY has 60k notes.

tHOMAS THE SKANK ENGINE

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bangingpatchouli:

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

bangingpatchouli:

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

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smellsliketeenblogging:

girls are just so unf

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unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via hi)


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vinebox:

Check this out

(via ebunnies)


jawnwats:

sakibatch:

frilton:

trr-rr:

theres-a-crack-in-my-blog:

Stop what you are doing and watch this.

THIS ACTULLY HAPPENED CAN YOU FUCING BELIVE 

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

AHHHFSKFDKJ FUCK MEFUCESLKHGJEH

Welp
Fuck


g-iggle:


lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

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