officialunitedstates:

lot of people on here care too much about their anesthetic.  just let the doctors take care of it

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dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

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adinakae:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

I WOULD SO BUY THOSE

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

thisisyourcaptainscreaming:

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i’m crying cause the 11 looks like it just has a very awkward face next to it

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yaesthetic:

come on playground lets get sickening!

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egoismos:

this dog knows what he’s doing

egoismos:

this dog knows what he’s doing

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